Time to begin thinking outside the box!
Maybe it's time to drag out the old "Contract With America."
They're both snappy dressers and have perfected the ability to offer non-answers
to real live questions.
Why break one barrier when you can shatter them all?
BPF offers the first 'tag-team' presidency, with all the
anger-based leadership any country needs.
President PeeWee..... even the sound of it is calming,
and really, who can forget Ross 'ChartMan' Perot.
Both of these guys know the answers to questions they don't understand.