Combining enough makeup & hair spray to hold Donald Trump’s hair in place, the Palin/Bachman ticket offers a unique approach to the issues of self-promotion, sound bites and trophy husbands.
Team Schmooze—really, do I need to say more?
Vaguely aware of issues they don’t understand,
Team Al2 lives on the cutting edge of quasi-adequate.
The Al’s unique ability to affably bamboozle facts, coupled with their
subtle mélange of bewilderment,
insure the continuity of business-as-usual.