Tired of the same old predictable pairings for the top political offices?
Here are a some options:
The subtle blending of Boehner's weeping Sensitive New Age Man (SNAG) leadership
and Barbie's high-pitched, fact bending approach to reality, offers the country a fresh,
if some what soggy, tag-team ticket.
I ask you, what country, regime, cartel or Hip-Hop-Full-Grill-Rapper
would dare cross paths with TeamCranky?
Hillary brings her experience flying around in Air Force One,
while Nancy spews her 'Hang 'em First' approach
to truth, justice and the American way.
Combine the subtle charm, and granite-like flexibility of little Teddy Cruz,
with the self-righteous "I'll interpret it for you" leadership stylings
of Westboro Baptist's Prophet/Pastor Phillip Phelps,
and you have a ticket guaranteed to scare the crap out of everyone.