Bob's new business cards were impressive...

 

Hero of the Oppressed

Certified Love Slave

Unrepentant Frolicker

Charmingly Modest

Irresistibly Playful

Sanctioned Ballroom Dance Instructor

Four-Octave Yodeler

Experienced Erotic Dancer

Charm School Graduate

Impeccably Groomed

Devilishly Handsome

Boyishly Charming

Partially Housebroken

Recently Vaccinated

Wistfully Delightful

Snappy Dresser

Refreshingly Humble

&

An Undeniable Beacon of All That Is Good

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