On the advise of counsel, I invoke my rights under the 5th Amendment...

I refuse to accept any responsibility for this posting.

Obviously, some unscrupulous person hi-jacked my account and posted it, 

totally without my permission or knowledge.

Although these are difficult times, I guess,

 in the spirit of the season, I should leave it up for a while.

Happy Holiday!!

(for the record, you can call me Happy Pickle-Pants)